Here are some quotes from facebook where people who I don’t know put comments on my old college friend’s ‘wall’. I think they speak for themselves. Better get a pillow as this will certainly put you to sleep.
“things seem to be moving along really well! glad to see you getting into the work! fun, fun!” (male)
“tee hee! love the small town fair too!” (female)
“How did it go? I went to a yoga class on Sunday for the first time in many months (Anne goes more frequently). I was certainly sore the next day.” (male)
“I’m reading Divisadero by Michael Ondaatje right now and loving it. You could also read that new Davis Sedaris book?” (female)
“Thanks for checking. I’m okay. Last night was horrible. I have some viral stomach thing and was in so much pain I had to go to the ER. I hope the worst is over. I’ve been in bed for the past 3 days facebooking 
” (female)
“Hey Name, so nice to see you. You know, in all my memories of Our College, I don’t think there was anyone who was better at getting me to smile or laugh. How come I suspect that you’re still having that effect on everyone around you? I’m back in grad school now, working towards a new career as a counselor for adolescents. It’s sort of like a dream come true, leaving the corporate world behind and following my heart. Anyway, I’ll tell you more about it in an email soon, and really look forward to hearing more of where life has taken you. Take it easy, and I look forward to getting the scoop. –Douchebag” (male)
“Obama’s my man. Does that make Michelle my woman or my man’s woman? That sounds wrong.” (complete nunce, sex not important apparently)
“I’m with you!!
I think both my girls(15 and 17) and I will be coming to your next training!! cool!!
We’ll probably go to (boring place).. but no new nose piercings!! “ (female, retard. Poor kids)
“All in all we were pretty lucky. I have friends within a mile of our house who haven’t had power since Thursday. We only lost a combined 6 hours overall. The pine trees around our driveway, however, were not kind to our cars. Scott’s front windshield got cracked (hooray! Insurance covers), and my back side window was completely knocked out (not covered – hissss). We had three days off, which was nice – especially since nothing happened on Wednesday. Thank you for asking! I’ve loved your postcards. When do you start back to school” (fucking boring retard female)
“beautiful. love your sign-off.
One question: did Virginia MEAN to break the mirrors?” (female, making an in joke. see how it would only mean something to you if you were THERE. Wow.)
“(douchebag) is wondering if she should take down the “Boycott the olympics… free Tibet” poster she has on her window in light of watching every second of the games…” (female, lawyer)
“Hey lady! Sorry it’s taken me awhile to answer…I wasn’t sure if I was gonna be here on the 21st. I will. I would love to hang out with you. I’m at DJ & KB’s now but if you need a place to stay, you can always stay here with me. Scotland was incredible. I sent you pictures today. I love you muchly. Talk to you soon.” (rare decent person, female)
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Well, that is it for now. Facebook brings out the FAKER in people apparently. I have grown to loathe nearly everyone I used to know unless I purposefully fuck with thier facebook. People left to their own devices seem to bullshit each other incessently. Well, fuck ‘em!
